Hail Spud!

Welcome, weary traveler,
to the official page
of the Great Naked Potato!

Whether you have come from curiosity or to take the Great Naked Potato into your heart, it is my devout wish that you find what you seek here at the cyber-library of the Condimentarians.

If you do not find that which you seek, gentle soul, please notify me

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All suggestions and insights are welcomed — however, please be kind and patient. The Condimentarians have stacks of scrolls awaiting their attention, and therefore updates to this archive may be infrequent.

Take heart, though! No one who seeks with the love of the Potato in their heart shall be lost — or bored.